About a week ago, my roommate and I were having one of our usual intellectual chats (probably revolving around football or mac & cheese, but I don’t recall), and he presented a bit of a puzzler. He said, “What would happen if you put a letter in the mail, with the recipient address in the return address spot? Would you need a stamp?”
My curiousity was piqued…
I had no immediate answer: although I had heard of this kind of thing online, I couldn’t precisely say how it would play out. Obviously, it wasn’t a widely-practiced tactic, or the USPS would have gone out of business years ago. But, according to the rules of the system, it should work. And extensive research (consuming the better part of FIFTEEN MINUTES) drew a blank, including a conspicuous absense of related discussion on the USPS website (do I smell a cover -up?). You see why this otherwise-irrelevant issue created such a fuss.
That evening, I posted this question as a note on my Facebook page, in an attempt to draw other finely-tuned minds into the fray. The discussion immediately turned to queries of “What’s your address?”, as people wanted to try this thing out for themselves. I thought, “Hmm…we may have something here. Perhaps this truly is the dawn of discovery for free-mail rebels such as ourselves. Or perhaps people are just really bored.”
The discussion carried on for several days, with no resolve to the virtual tug-of-war of theories for how this would play out. Yes, it should work. No, they’ll just toss the letter. Only one way to find out! Then, in an unprecedented showing of maturity (or, at least, lack of immaturity), a friend casually suggests, “Hmmm….my first thoughts were not if it works, but about ethics….” Oh, yeah, that. Right.
Now, I wasn’t actually condoning cheating the USPS out of badly-needed funds. But I was kind of dwelling on a really silly issue, and letting my thoughts drift off to obsequious, pointless places. And, yet, scientific inquiry, in my view, is never a wasted venture: exploring the unknown rarely results in said unknown revolutionizing our lives, but the process of discovery just might.
So, I looked it up online again, just to resolve the whole thing in my mind, and discovered this link. Turns out, others have tried it, and it works occasionally, but usually your letter just gets chucked. A few days later, I even met a guy who works for USPS; he’d never heard of such an idea, but laughed about it, and said you’d just get billed $0.42 on the other side.
In conclusion: you can, but don’t. And the Sun rises on a new day…